That's me and my new friend, Joel "Mr AdSense" Comm.
Photo by Ralph Zuranski at the Big Seminar, LA 2005.

In case you're wondering...that ridiculous hat I'm wearing is my prototype motorized propellor beanie. It's motorized, has solar cells and a variable-speed, reversible battery-backup system for indoor use. Yep - I'm a real, live "propellor-head" - with the hat to prove it.

Five-Minute "Quick Fixes" That Turn
Ordinary Websites Into
Red-Hot Money Machines!

Boring Websites Put A Serious Limit On Your Earning Capacity.
Let Me Show You How To Add Exciting  Interactive Programs
To Your Site That Will  Add Big Dollars  To Your Bottom Line!

How would you like to quickly and easily add new interactive features on your site that:


  • drive more traffic
  • boost your credibility
  • build better relationships with your customers and
  • extend customer loyalty way beyond what it is now

I can show you how to use PHP to install these programs in minutes...
and that can put some serious money in your pocket, as you'll see in a moment.

From: Steve Humphrey
Date: February 06, 2012

Greetings Friend,

Now you can easily have virtually any program imaginable on your site -- and many of these
programs can make a huge difference in the money you earn from that site, day after
day. A huge positive difference.

Many people have told me that they think adding these money-making interactive programs to their sites is difficult and time-consuming.

And when you do it the "ordinary way," that is true.  But I'm going show you another way...
a better way...  an amazing way to cut through:
  

  • The learning curve
  • The frustrations
  • All the major headaches and expense

So you can have an attractive, attention-getting web site in just minutes. One with cutting-edge features that will make you a lot more money.

I've got the "Fort Knox" of secrets on how to add lucrative interactive features to your site in a jiffy!  When you open my "vault," you'll open a whole new world of possibilities for your Web site!

And here are just a few exciting ways I'll show you how to transform your site into a
red-hot money machine:

Portal sites create a tremendous buzz. Donald Trump and Proctor & Gamble use the power of buzz. You watched "The Apprentice", didn't you? Buzz sells products fast. Start your own portal site in 15 minutes or less -- even if you have ZERO experience. Now you can easily use the power of buzz.

Membership sites put cash in your pocket month after month. You can have one earning   you residual income in 15 minutes. It's easier than you think!   

Forums and chat rooms attract repeat visitors like a powerful magnet. They keep on seeing your ads until their resistance crumbles. Result: They buy from you - and they tell their friends. They start a buzz about your product. Now you can add a forum or chat room to your web site in 15 minutes.

Surveys get people to tell you what they want (market research). Result: you don't waste time and money trying to sell the wrong product. Remember: No matter how great a product is, it won't sell unless people WANT it. Now you can launch a survey in 5 minutes or less.

Personalized sales letters turn visitors into customers because people love to see their own name. They don't want to be "just a number." Result: More cash in your pocket. You can be doing this in 5 minutes or less.

Multiply your time. An affiliate program puts 100s or 1000s of people to work for you. You don't pay them a cent until they you make money. Install one in 15 minutes.

Do you run an online business? The visitors that come to your site are potential customers. Cater to their every desire. Streamline the purchase process. Make it easy to buy and they will buy.

People want it NOW. Deliver your digital goods at the speed of light. Give your buyers what they want the instant they hand over their money. Result: faster sales and more profit.

Test and track everything you do. Know which ads make you money and drop the ones that don't. See up-to-the-minute results at a glance. Programs do the work. You get the money.

See the future. Watch what your customers buy and offer them related products. They'll buy more of the same. Be ready to sell it to them. Result: Repeat customers and more cash in your pocket. Programs make it easy.

Successful sites use forms. When a visitor fills out your form, send email instantly and automatically. Get them on your list! And store the info they gave you. Result: more potential customers and more chances to sell your goods. Get these benefits in 10 minutes or less.

Search engines bring in huge amounts of traffic. Know when their "spiders" visit your site - and how often. Be prepared for their next visit with your new & improved web site! Programs make it easy.

Got data? Great! But do you want to spend hours making sense of it? No! Let a program rip through it like a buzz saw and show you Clickthrough Ratios and Conversions Rates - in the blink of an eye.

Get the competitive edge. You'll have more time to be creative because programs do the the work for you. 1000s of great programs are free! Install one in minutes. Profit from it for years.

Dating is expensive and risky offline. That's why people flock to dating sites. Start your own dating site in as little as 15 minutes. Build a community. They'll talk about what they want. Discover their desires and offer them products that fulfill those desires. Profit from sales, member fees or both.

If your web site isn't using these kinds of interactive programs now ... how much money are leaving on the table?

There's no limit to what you can do with free or low-cost software programs once you know how   to install them. All you need is a little coaching - but it's got to be in words you'll understand right away. So I'm giving you all it takes to make it happen:

  • The simple secrets of installing programs on your web site
  • A truckload of programs you can install in minutes
  • Access to hundreds more programs you can download and install

What you're going to know in the very near future is how to TurboCharge your web site and business. Once you find out how easy it is, you won't believe you put it off this long.

Finally The Secrets of Installing Programs on Your Web Site
Are Unlocked - It's Easier Than You Think!

If I'm really going to teach you to install programs in the next two hours, I'd better hurry up. Actually, I've already speeded it up - you just don't know it yet. All you need to know is in my new ebook:

Learn To Use PHP In 2 Hours

Note: This ebook is supplied in Adobe PDF. The PDF file is encrypted as an EXE file and stored inside a ZIP file. EXE files do not work on Linux or MAC computers unless they have a Windows emulator.You'll be assigned a personal access code when you order. If your computer crashes and the ebook won't open, just request a new access code.

I have Read and Agree to the Purchase Agreement Terms.

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Most of you will never even need to take the full two hours. You only need to spend a few minutes to get the inside story on installing interactive programs on your web site.

If your goal is simply to develop a web presence where visitors feel at home and want to come back, then you need to know how to install traffic-pumping, profit-boosting programs on your web site.

You Can Be Installing Programs On Your Web Site In 10 Minutes

Tell me if this statement is correct: You don't have a college degree in computer programming.

Was I right? Good - because you absolutely do not need one to install programs on your web site. My audience is business owners and web site enthusiasts. That's precisely who should read my ebook.

Here's what some successful business owners had to say after they read my ebook:

"I've read several PHP books, and this one was by far the easiest to read, easiest to understand, and got me up and running in the shortest amount of time. If you're going to start somewhere, this is absolutely the place to start from. "

Robert James Deadman
www.tsagroup.com

"According to my humble opinion Steve wrote an ebook/guide that can indeed teach you how to use PHP in your websites. It's obvious throughout the ebook that Steve KNOWS his subject and I'll be glad to see him creating more ebooks & guides in the future.

What a webmaster needs today is a guide through which s/he can apply the magic of PHP for automating several online tasks. Steve's ebook is what a webmaster needs.

I STRONGLY recommend it."

John Delavera
www.software4profit.com

P.S. Steve you created a master piece.

Steve,

Wow! I'm not even a programmer and I understood your careful instructions perfectly. By the time I finished reading, I felt like I could create just about anything in PHP! - Before, I didn't even know what "PHP" meant, but now --
I'm already working on my first PHP-created online software!

Congratulations on the fantastic course!

Jason Mangrum, CEO
www.HowtoInformationonline.com

When you learn to install programs, there is
virtually no limit to what your web site can do!

You want to spend as little time installing programs as possible - and that's exactly what my ebook will show you. You can TurboCharge your site without ever sitting down to write even one program.

So go ahead and click on the button below:

I have Read and Agree to the Purchase Agreement Terms.

Oops - I think I just let the cat out of the bag ...

( I have a Norwegian Forest cat. His name is Frodo and he's 10 years old. )

Jason's testimonial mentioned creating online software. Maybe I shouldn't tell you this -- but I just wouldn't feel right if I didn't. You see, there's a lot more in my book than what I've told you so far.

Are you even a little bit curious? The next 4 reviews will give you clues. If what they say intrigues you then you want to click the link at the bottom of the page marked "More Information".

Have You Ever ... you had an idea for a ground-breaking new software product that you just knew would start a stampede of customers who were frantic to have it?

Did you ... hire a programmer to create it for you, only to have it totally bungled? Maybe it was never completed. Maybe it had bugs in it that you spent more time and money to get fixed?

Did it ... fail to make you any money because people just didn't want it, like it or buy it? Was it a painful and frustrating experience for you? Would you be happier if it never happened again?

My book will solve that problem for you. You'll know what to ask for and how to get it done right the first time -- so that you'll make a lot of money with your new software.

There are plenty of programmers for hire. But here's a secret: They don't think like you do. My ebook is the bridge between their world and yours. Building that bridge was hard work. But all you have to do is stroll across the bridge to where your pot of gold is waiting to be snatched up.

"Steve,

I've been a webmaster for six years.  I wish I'd had this book when I first started learning PHP and SQL.  It would have saved me a lot of time in comprehending these things.  Also, I found it very entertaining - more so than most of the manuals I've read and used.

This is one book that really lives up to its title."

Barbara Camisa
www.webupright.com

" WOW! I knew absolutely nothing about PHP before reading this ebook. I actually learned PHP in less than two hours! I didn't realize how easy it could be. Steve really knows how to explain detailed subjects so that complete newbies can easily master them."

Larry Dotson
Internet Marketing Jokes
www.ldpublishing.com

"The master of translating geek speak into English [Steve Humphrey] has done it again - this time with PHP. More entertaining to read than a manual (and far more understandable), you'll never pay for a programmer again."

Virginia Duan
Marketing Consultant
www.virginiaduan.com


"Once again, Steve has taken a rather difficult topic and simplified it so even the most non-technical can understand it. If you need to understand PHP (and if you're on the web in any fashion, chances are you do), this is the book. It definitely lives up to the title and that's saying a helluva lot!"

Mark Joyner
#1 Best-Selling Author of
"MindControlMarketing.com"

"Learn To Use PHP In Two Hours" is delivered to your computer through the web. As soon as you   decide to get your copy you'll start receiving all the files you need - you just have to initiate the download! You can get started instantly.

One more time - you do NOT have to wait for this package to arrive in the mail. It's yours the second you stand up and demand your own copy.

At least 5 out of every 100 readers will grab this ebook for ANY price I set. But that's not going to stop me from offering a low, low introductory price of only:

$47

For a fraction of the cost of hiring a programmer to create ONE program for you (just check with elance.com for proof), you can be on your way to adding interactive programs to your site.

I've made this offer so that you can't lose. Now I'm going to take it a step further.

Now you can't HELP but win with my ebook. I've gone out of my way to make sure you have:

"28 BONUS reasons to
grab a copy of my ebook today"

The great thing about working with website programs is that you don't even have to write your own code. I've scoured the Internet for 28 awesome programs for you that are ready to go. Just add them to your site and start reaping the benefits.

I have Read and Agree to the Purchase Agreement Terms.

Each program is just a BONUS reason to get a copy of my ebook today.The programs include:

  • BONUS # 1: Active PHP Bookmarks(APB) - a web-based program that allows you to store your bookmarks and display them in many useful ways. It will sort your bookmarks with usability in mind, keeping often-used bookmarks at your fingertips. It has a bookmark search, private/public bookmarks, nested groups, usage rankings, popularity sorting and a quick add feature. Value - $20.

  • BONUS # 2: Awesome Template Engine - a templating system featuring: no interpreted steps; as fast as your PHP programs; fast and easy to learn. Make template pages quickly for short website development time. I've seen commercial systems similar to this one for $50 or more - and they seem to be harder to learn and use than this one. Value - $50 plus the value of the time it's going to save you. (Can you put a price on that?)

  • BONUS # 3: Ad Rotator - simply upload a list of all your ad codes in a list, link to the program and you're done. The program changes which ad will be viewed next making sure that all your ads get equal viewing (it's not random).

    Combine this with the knowledge you'll get from the book, plug in a little code and you have     an ad rotation system as powerful as the commercial equivalent. Value - $199.

  • BONUS # 4: Hit Counter - a very simple, easy to install web page hit counter. The font and color of the counter are both customizable. There are only 2 files to upload to your web server. Recently added is the ability to separate the thousands. Value - $12.

  • BONUS # 5: CSS Generator - makes your life easy, updating your sites' css files, making sure they're compatible with all browsers and detecting which browser should get which style sheet. Books on this subject cost $39.99 and up; programs start at $10 and go up to $40. Why take the time to read a book or spend more $$ when you could be using this program immediately?

  • BONUS # 6: FormMailer - a single program to handle as many forms as you want to throw at it with as many fields including file attachments. The only "hidden field" variable is a single configuration value. This keeps all recipients, CCs, BCCs and other values away from the prying eyes of spambots and provides far fewer opportunities for hackers to meddle. Value - $19.

  • BONUS # 7: Mini Auth - a quick and easy password authentication system. Once a match is confirmed, three values are set in a cookie on the user's machine. You decide the expiration time of the cookie. Value - $19.

  • BONUS # 8: Mailing List Manager - a simple and easy mailing list management program with opt-in confirmation by email to make sure it is not used for spamming. Value - $19.

  • BONUS # 9: POST Affiliate - an affiliate management system. Customizable, secure and easy to use. Affiliate management, banners/links management, sales and clickthroughs viewing. Value - $37.

  • BONUS # 10: WhatDaFaq - a program that builds FAQ pages for your website. Blends seamlessly into your website. Helps you to put up FAQs quickly and easily. Value - $19.

  • BONUS # 11-28: I've got 18 more bonus programs for you that are too hot to even mention here. But the only way you're even going to find out what they are is to take me up on this exceptional offer NOW - before I change my mind.

You get to keep each and every one of these bonuses whether you keep the ebook or not. Grab yourself a copy of "Learn To Use PHP In 2 Hours" just so that you can have instant access to each of these programs. If you decide this ebook isn't for you, just ask me for a full refund and STILL keep all the bonus programs for your personal use.

That's reason enough to get the ball rolling now!

Most of you just want the benefits that website programs bring to your business (if you don't know, just scroll up and look again). And many of you just want to get the Free Bonus programs risk free.

Recently I had the good fortune to have lunch with Marlon Sanders. He summed up the secret of his success in just 6 words:

"I sell cash at a discount."

Think about that for a moment.

Now I'm no marketing genius like Marlon. But I came away from that meeting with a clear idea of my mission: I had to sell time at a discount.

Clients pay me $100 an hour and up for programming and consulting. I'm asking you for a fraction of what I charge for just one hour of my time.

And what do you get in return? The end product of over 200 hours of my research, study, coding and testing. That's over $20,000 worth of my time.

Now you can see why I can say: "I sell time at a discount." Because it's true.

Whatever the reason, lots of people are going to jump on this offer. If demand is high the rock-bottom price of $47 will NOT LAST.

You want to install interactive programs on your site, so what are you waiting for?

I have Read and Agree to the Purchase Agreement Terms.

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Once you grab your copy by clicking on the link above - you'll be taken to our secret download page to get everything you need (including those bonus programs! I'll see you there.

Maybe you're not 100% convinced yet that
you simply *must* read this book today?


Well, then... I'll just have to SHOW you why you need it!

Here's a preview of what you get. Follow the next link you see to read the first three chapters of this amazing book. You'll see for yourself how detailed, informative and down-to-earth this book really is. You'll see that it's easy to read and easy to understand.

Click Here for the Free Preview

Chapter 1 gives you an overview of the book. It includes a reassuring note about the author, a clear statement of its purpose, a synopsis of what you'll learn and a guide to getting the most from the book.

Chapter 2 defines a handful of terms that will be used throughout the book. You'll see these terms over and over in the book. You'll be surprised by how simple it really is!

Chapter 3 is about getting free programs. There's a list of web sites where you can get both free and paid programs. Some of them have links to other sites for even more free programs.

Click Here for the Free Preview

Don't think that getting a copy of "Learn To Use PHP In Two Hours" is a risk on your part. I've made sure to remove all the risk from you and put it on my shoulders, with my...

"90 Day 'No Questions Asked'
100% Money Back Guarantee!"

Your order is totally RISK FREE. This product is fully backed with my "No Questions Asked" 100% Money Back Guarantee.

Buy this ebook, read it and give it a try. Use it for ninety days and if at the end of that time you do not feel it lives up to everything I've told you about, simply send me an e-mail and you'll get a prompt and courteous refund of your full purchase price.

No Questions Asked.

You get to keep all the free bonus programs, too. Isn't that more than fair?

Yours sincerely,

J. Steven Humphrey
www.LearnToUsePHPinTwoHours.com

P.S. Two hours from now, you could be plugging in interactive programs to your web site. Your visitors are going to find your site a professional masterpiece! My ebook, "Learn To Use PHP In Two Hours," got its name for a reason. If you want to spice up your web site to impress and captivate your visitors - this is your ticket.

P.P.S. At the moment, you can get "Learn To Use PHP In Two Hours" for the lowest price available. How long will the price remain at rock-bottom? I can't say. But I am being pressured to raise my price for this incredible resource to at least $97. Act today and get your copy and don't forget that...

P.P.P.S. You have nothing to fear when making a purchase. Every copy of "Learn To Use PHP In Two Hours" comes with my money-back satisfaction-guarantee. If at anytime within ninety days you decide that this just wasn't for you, let me know. You'll get back every cent you paid.

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