Warning: You may find our PHP Tutorial really, really easy to use.

"Give Me Two Hours and I'll Have You Adding
Interactive PHP Scripts To Your Site So Fast
You'll Think You Are Bill Gates!"

I'm going to have your brain spinning in just a second.

Spinning with ideas on how to use PHP to make your site into an absolute visitor paradise. Spinning with ideas to automate your site with quick and easy PHP scripts - so that it'll be workin' and churnin' for you when you're not even there!

Spinning with ideas on how to make your business web site interact with each visitor for maximum benefit. With PHP...

the possibilities are truly endless. (Hint: That's why all the big boys use PHP to run their sites - more on this later.)

Just wait until I let you in on what can be done with PHP scripts. When we're done you'll know how to create your own "one-shot" auto-responder - in text, HTML, or BOTH!

Listen, I don't want to say too much yet but I will mention your own affiliate command center (track ads, commissions, payments, etc.). And did you know that you can even protect yourself from Spam with PHP scripts?

You can.

There are plenty of books out there that cover all of the technical jargon you'll ever need to know about PHP and more. But you know what, just because they were put out on shelves by a large publishing company doesn't mean they're worth your time. (I know, I've read many of them.)

"I've read several PHP books, and this one was by far the easiest to read, easiest to understand, and got me up and running in the shortest amount of time. If you're going to start somewhere, this is absolutely the place to start from. "


Robert James Deadman
http://www.tsagroup.com

I can tell you right now, that if you've got a web site that is waiting to be TurboCharged with the power of PHP, if you're looking for the quickest way to learn to add PHP scripts to your pages... then I'm telling you to look no farther.

Because friend, you've just found the answer within...

"Learn To Use PHP In Two Hours: TurboCharge Your Web Site Tonight!"

"According to my humble opinion Steve wrote an ebook/guide that can indeed teach you how to use PHP in your websites. It's obvious throughout the ebook that Steve KNOWS his subject and I'll be glad to see him creating more ebooks & guides in the future.

What a webmaster needs today is a guide through which s/he can apply the magic of PHP for automating several online tasks. Steve's ebook is what a webmaster needs.

I STRONGLY recommend it."

John Delavera
http://www.software4profit.com

P.S. Steve you created a master piece.

Greetings Friend,

If I'm really going to teach you to use PHP in the next two hours, I better hurry up.

My name is Steve Humphrey and I know the ins-and-outs to PHP. (I'm a computer programmer by profession.) But more importantly - I run an Internet business. And that's the key.

I'll admit that there are some well-written PHP Tutorials in your local bookstore. (I'll even recommend a few to you if you'd like.) But I also know that most of these tutorials are NOT written from the perspective of a business owner, like me...

... or from the perspective of just someone who wants to develop a popular, successful web site. They are written by programmers who are used to writing for people who take an interest in programming.

I know that many people reading this right now, are NOT interested in programming at all. Many of you are ONLY interested in PHP because of what it can do for the success of your web site and your business!

You know what, that's as good a reason as any.

You're on the right track - and in GOOD company, because...

"PHP Is Used By the 'Big Boys' To Outclass
The Little Guy - Don't Let Them Do It To You!"

It's almost a trade secret.

Most all large business' web sites make use of scripts like those you can create in just a short matter of time with PHP.

Why do they do it? Because they know it gives them the advantage! They are able to outdo "the little guy" because they can hire programmers to make their site flow as smoothly as a summer breeze.

Small business owners or web hobbyists often have to send their visitors away from their site to sign up for mailing lists, fill out surveys, or contribute in a discussion forum, etc.

Do you think a corporation would EVER do that? They would never.

Doing so would be completely counter-active to what they are trying to achieve - loyal visitors and customers.

Let me tell you something fascinating about PHP that will allow you to keep up with 'The Big Boys,' for free.

Have you ever heard the name Larry Ellison? He's the chief executive of Oracle, a database company and also happens to be near the top of the world's richest people - temporarily topping Bill Gates' fortune in 2000. His company, Oracle has thrived by simply offering database solutions to corporations.

The reason Larry Ellison's fortune can rival Bill Gates' wealth is because large corporations pay a LOT of money for their database solutions.

With PHP, and without opening your wallet, you can keep up with the big boys. If you don't know what MySQL is already, you can now refer to it as your FREE route to using databases to TurboCharge YOUR site.

Why would you want to use databases? Don't worry if you don't know the answer. "Learn To Use PHP In 2 Hours" will help you figure out if MySQL databases can improve your site's performance...

...and show you how to add them in the easiest way possible with its MySQL tutorial.

Now you're set to be in the same league as "The Big Boys."

Unless you invest two hours of your time, corporations will always have the advantage of being able to throw money away on programmers to outclass you, "the little guy."

Invest a little bit of your time, however, and...

"Watch Your Site's Performance Multiply
Many-Times-Over With PHP Scripts!"

There's virtually no limit to what you can do with PHP scripts.

If your goal is simply to develop a web presence where visitors feel at home and want to come back, then PHP is a necessity. (I'll show you what you can do with it in just a second.)

Are you running a business online? Are the visitors that come to your site potential customers?

PHP scripts are the best way to cater to their every need. It's the best way to simplify the customer's interaction with your site, gain trust and credibility (you're like 'the big boys' with PHP), and most importantly - to massage the purchase process.

"Steve,

I've been a webmaster for six years.  I wish I'd had this book when I first started learning PHP and SQL.  It would have saved me a lot of time in comprehending these things.  Also, I found it very entertaining - more so than most of the manuals I've read and used.

This is one book that really lives up to its title."

Barbara Camisa
http://www.webupright.com

"PHP Scripts Give You A Bottom-Less Toolbox From Which To Pull Out The Best Tricks And Tactics Imaginable!"

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With PHP scripts, you can:

  • Automate the entire "sign-up" process for your mailing-list and finally stop sending visitors away from your site to do it. Corporations wouldn't do business that way and neither should you!

  • Take control of all your own mailings. Services like Topica and Yahoo groups would be great - if they didn't advertise other people's products!

  • Gain credibility and trust by adding feedback forms to your site - you could be doing this now if you didn't mind profit-killing ads to appear with the free service.

  • Hide your email address from spambots and email harvesters to keep SPAM out of your inbox. (Note: Putting your email address on a web page without protecting it with PHP is a MAJOR cause of SPAM.)

  • Add a discussion board to your site where you control the banner ads (or choose NOT to have banners on it at all) without having to pay a monthly fee for the privilege.

  • Install your own affiliate tracking scripts.

  • Add password protection to pages or areas of your site.

  • Measure and track ad response. KNOW what works - and what doesn't!

  • Add 'Mail this page to a friend' forms.

  • Automate your order processing so that your site keeps selling and processing orders even while you're away on vacation, asleep or spending quality time with your kids.

  • Track repeat visitors using cookies without using the less reliable (and often disabled) JavaScript methods.

You are limited only by your imagination.

If you're one who believes that your imagination is your biggest limitation...

DON'T WORRY!

"Learn To Use PHP in Two Hours" is going to give you more then enough ideas - but it's also going to tell you where to look to find scripts written by others.

Now all you have to do is find someone else who is doing smart with PHP Scripts, find a copy of the script, add it to your site (we'll show you how to do it easily!), and you don't even have to wrack your brain!

Just recognize a way that others are maximizing the potential of their site with PHP.

"The master of translating geek speak into English has done it again - this time with PHP.  More entertaining to read than a manual (and far more understandable), you'll never pay for a programmer again."

Virginia Duan
Marketing Consultant
http://www.virginiaduan.com

"Finally The Secrets of PHP Are Unlocked -
It's Easier Than You Think!"

Inside my course you will learn...

  • Why only misguided people think PHP is too difficult for the average person to learn and how you can overcome your fear of trying it.

  • The precise locations of hundreds of scripts you have the right to use on your site for free. I'll show you how to find them, take them, and put them on your site for maximum benefit.

  • How to make your scripts send email messages for you - even deliver digital goods like ebooks and software at the same time! Now you can send emails in text, HTML or both.

  • Attach any kind of file you desire; you can deliver the goods right to your customer's Inbox instantly - at any time of the day or night. It's all automatic!

  • What to look for in a web host to fully exploit the power of PHP.

  • How to use scripts to automatically build your mailing list. All 'the big boys' do this - and so should you.

  • All you need to know about using FTP to get your scripts uploaded and working. (And all that "file attribute" and "file permissions" stuff is explained, too. I make it easy to understand.)

  • Learn how to edit scripts you find online. If you can't find the perfect PHP script - at least you'll have the knowledge to make it into the perfect PHP script.

  • You'll even be shown the various compression formats such as 'zip', 'tar' and 'gz' and how to uncompress them. They are all fully explained in plain English.

  • How to write your own scripts from scratch. Sure, you might not jump in and start trying to code from scratch on day one but for anyone feeling adventurous, I'll show you how to do it from the bottom up.

  • Common errors and how to avoid them. Most beginners find themselves spending hours trying to find where they went wrong. And it's usually simple errors that all beginners make - I'll show you these errors so YOU don't make them (and if you do, you'll spot it really fast).

  • How to work with web forms. The most common way to link your web pages to a script is through forms. Here's how to create forms and what those pesky little settings do.

  • Two ways to handle and work with the data a web visitor has keyed in.

  • Query strings - why this funny phrase may turn out to be your best friend!

  • How to make sure your PHP scripts are secure and safe. There's some scaremongery that goes on about the security of PHP. That is only an issue to people who do NOT READ this course. We'll show you how to make your site safe with PHP.

  • How to work with databases. Most books skip over this and yet for the site owner it's one of the most important things to know.

  • How to write your own sales processing system and full details of some ways to organize the collecting of payments for free.

" WOW! I knew absolutely nothing about PHP before reading this ebook.  I actually learned PHP in less than two hours! I didn't realize how easy it could be. Steve really knows how to explain detailed subjects so that complete newbies can easily master them."

Larry Dotson
Internet Marketing Jokes
http://www.ldpublishing.com

"It's Time To Make Your Head Spin -
How YOU can TurboCharge Your Site Tonight!"

When you learn to use PHP, virtually all limits for your site vanish like smoke!

Just look what is possible with PHP:

  • Ever wondered how those marketing pros are able to include your name in their sales letters? I'll show you how - tonight! This is sure to make any sales page you have convert more visitors. ß Due to the extra customers this script will generate for any sales page, this tip is worth as much as the rest of the course in its entirety.

  • Collect advertising revenue with a rotating banner script. Charge for the right to make it into your rotation!

  • Prevent Spamming and reduce complaints by constructing a double opt-in system for your mailing list!

  • Save time and money by tracking your own advertising. Find out what ads are working and which are not - JUST like 'the big boys.' I'll show you how to use the scripts.

  • Operate your own live chat-based Help system; no ads, fees or hassles from third-party providers.

  • Create instant content for your web site by adding online archives of your e-ezine or newsletter. PHP will automate the whole process and eliminate the need for massive messy updates.

  • Start your own community! Create your own web ring or dating site. Pay no extra fees because you'll own them.

  • Control all your forms with one script. REALLY hide the form data from snoops. Send any kind of message you want, even with files attached.

  • Instantly build and easily update FAQ pages.

  • Start and run your own affiliate program; get people to work for you on commission.

And it doesn't stop there!

If you're already selling products via the web, why not increase perceived value by adding a special 'customer update area' where special updates are placed. Maybe you'll add a special customer's newsletter (which of course is free follow up advertising for you). A simple username and password script would do the job and you've just increased the value of your product.

Better still, you could offer a 'gold version' of your product for extra money. The gold version can include more bonus items and access to a 'gold members' area on your site.

PHP is starting to pay for itself, isn't it!


"Once again, Steve has taken a rather difficult topic and simplified it so even the most non-technical can understand it. If you need to understand PHP (and if you're on the web in any fashion, chances are you do), this is the book. It definitely lives up to the title and that's saying a helluva lot!"

Mark Joyner
#1 Best-Selling Author of
"MindControlMarketing.com"

Maybe you've had some experience using JavaScript with your web sites. Did you know that JavaScript is often blocked by Internet users?

You can blame Pop-up ads for this, to a large extent. JavaScript can be turned off in your browser - and once that happens all of your JavaScript code designed to help your visitors is disabled. Your dedication to your customer has been disregarded.

This can't happen with PHP. All visitors and customers will still be courted by your helpful, interactive web site, designed to keep visitors (and customers) coming in.

I am NOT going to teach you every last mundane detail of PHP. Because you don't need to learn it. All I'm going to teach you is what you can do in the very near future to TurboCharge your web site and business.

And I'm going to do it in a way that you can understand.

"If You Can Read This Sentence, You Can
Learn To Use PHP From Our Tutorial!"

Because they are written in the same language:

plain ENGLISH!

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Steve,
Wow! I'm not even a programmer and I understood your careful instructions perfectly. By the time I finished reading, I felt like I could create just about anything in PHP! - Before, I didn't even know what "PHP" meant, but now --
I'm already working on my first PHP-created online software!

Congratulations on the fantastic course!

Jason Mangrum, CEO
HowtoInformationonline.com

Tell me if this statement is correct: You don't have a college degree in computer programming.

Was I right? Good because you absolutely do not need one to add PHP scripts to your web site. My audience consists of business owners and web site enthusiasts...

...And that is absolutely who my guide is directed at. Many of my readers are going to want to spend as little time putting together PHP Scripts as possible - and that's exactly what "Learn to Use PHP In Two Hours" is able to help people do.

In fact, "Learn to Use PHP In Two Hours" will also show you how to add PHP scripts to your site without ever sitting down to write even one script. I'll show you how to find and use PHP scripts that OTHER people have written, on your site...

...and it's completely ethical! It's called open source.

"You Can Start Using PHP Within 10 Minutes Of
This Very Moment!"

Make that 9 minutes and 57 seconds now...

"Learn To Use PHP In Two Hours" is delivered to your computer through the web. As soon as you decide to get your copy you'll start receiving all the files you need - you just have to initiate the download! You can get started almost instantly.

"Learn To Use PHP In Two Hours" will be downloaded in PDF form - a format that works on ALL computers (just not WebTV). We'll show you how to get started - it's a cinch.

One more time - you do NOT have to wait for this package to arrive in the mail. It's yours the second you stand up and demand your own copy.

I understand that only the most enterprising web site owners will respond to this offer. It takes someone special to be able to see what one can do with PHP to heighten a site's success. About 5 out of every 100 readers will grab this eBook for ANY price I set.

But that's not going to stop me from offering a low, introductory low price of....

Only $47

For half the cost of hiring a programmer to create ONE tiny piece of code for you (just check with elance.com for proof), you can be on your way to adding several interactive scripts to your site... and have the foundation needed to create your own when needed!

But don't think that getting a copy of "Learn To Use PHP In Two Hours," is a risk on your part. I've made sure to remove all the risk from you and put it on my shoulders, with my...

"90 Day 'No Questions Asked' 100% Money Back Guarantee!"

Your order is totally RISK FREE. This product is fully backed with my "No Questions Asked" 100% Money Back Guarantee.

Buy this course, read it and give it a try. Try it for ninety days and if at the end of that time you do not feel it lives up to everything I've told you about, simply send me an e-mail and I'll give you a prompt and courteous refund of your purchase price. No Questions Asked. Note: Your copy will be de-activated by our system.

I've made this offer so that you can't lose. Now I'm going to take it a step further.

Now you can't HELP but win with "Learn To Use PHP In 2 Hours!" I've gone out of my way to make sure you have...

"28 BONUS reasons to
grab a copy of my course today!"

The great thing about working with PHP is that you don't always have to write your own code. I've gathered up 10 awesome PHP scripts for you that are ready to go. Just add them to your site and start reaping the benefits.

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Each script is just a BONUS reason to get a copy of my course today. The scripts include:

  • BONUS # 1: Active PHP Bookmarks(APB) - a web-based program that allows you to store your bookmarks and display them in many useful ways. It will sort your bookmarks with usability in mind, keeping often-used bookmarks at your fingertips. It has a bookmark search, private/public bookmarks, nested groups, usage rankings, popularity sorting and a quick add feature. Value - $20

  • BONUS # 2: Awesome Template Engine - a PHP templating system featuring: XML-like tags; no interpreted steps; as fast as your PHP scripts; fast and easy to learn. Make template pages quickly for short website development time. I've seen commercial systems similar to this one for $50 or more - and they seem to be harder to learn and use than this one... Value - $50 plus the value of the time it's going to save you (Can you put a price on that?)

  • BONUS # 3: Ad Rotator - simply upload a list of all your advert codes in a list and link to the script using a php include and you're done. The script changes which advert will be viewed next making sure that all your adverts get equal viewing (it's not random). The script requires the page to be refreshed to change the advert that is shown.

    Combine this with the knowledge you'll get from the book, plug in a little code and Voila! You have an ad rotation system as powerful as the commercial equivalent. Value - $199

  • BONUS # 4: Hit Counter - a very simple, easy to install web page hit counter. The font and color of the counter are both customizable. There are only 2 files to upload to your web server. Recently added is the ability to separate the thousands. Value - $12

  • BONUS # 5: CSS Generator - makes your life easy, updating your sites' css files, making sure they're compatible with all browsers and detecting which browser should get which style sheet. Books on this subject cost $39.99 and up, scripts start at $10 and go up to $40. Why take the time to read a book or spend more $$ when you could be using this script immediately?

  • BONUS # 6: FormMailer - a single script to handle as many forms as you want to throw at it with as many fields including file attachments. The only "hidden field" variable is a single configuration value to call the proper variables in a script-level array to get the right configuration info. This keeps all recipients, CCs, BCCs and other values typically held in hidden fields away from the prying eyes of spambots and provides far fewer routes for hackers to take to compromise the script. Value - $19

  • BONUS # 7: Mini Auth - a "quick and easy" authentication system. It uses the MySQL 'encrypt()' function to encrypt and match passwords. Once a match is confirmed, an MD5 checksum is generated and all three identifiers are set in a cookie on the user's machine. Expiration time on the cookie is configurable. Value - $19

  • BONUS # 8: Mailing List Manager - a simple and easy mailing list management script with opt-in confirmation by email to make sure it is not used for spamming. Value - $19

  • BONUS # 9: POST Affiliate - an affiliate management system. Customizable and easy to use. Affiliate management, banners/links management, sales and clickthroughs viewing. Based on PHP-Affiliate but enhanced and secured. Value - $37

  • BONUS # 10: WhatDaFaq - a script that builds FAQ pages for your website. Its back end web interface and general design allow it to integrate easily into your website, allowing you to put up FAQs quickly and easily. Value - $19

  • BONUS # 11-28: I've got 18 more bonus scripts for you that are too hot to even mention here! But the only way you're even going to find out what they are is to take me up on this exceptional offer NOW - before I change my mind...

You get to keep each bonus whether you return the course or not. Grab yourself a copy of "Learn To Use PHP In 2 Hours" just so that you can have instant access to each of these scripts! If the eBook isn't for you, just return it for a full refund and STILL keep each bonus script for your personal use.

That's reason enough to get the ball rolling now!

Some of you are just smart enough to understand what PHP can do for your business (if you don't know, just scroll up and look again!) And some of you just want to get those 10 Free Bonus PHP Scripts risk free.

Whatever the reason, lots of people are going to jump on this offer. If demand is high the rock-bottom price of $47 will NOT LAST.

If you still want to learn to use PHP in 2 Hours, then what are you waiting for!

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Once you grab your copy by clicking on the link above - you'll be taken to our secret download page to get everything you need (including those bonus scripts!) I'll see you there!

Yours sincerely,

J. Steven Humphrey
www.learntousephpintwohours.com

P.S. Two hours from now, you could be plugging in interactive PHP Scripts to your web site. Your visitors are going to find your site a professional masterpiece! My eBook, "Learn To Use PHP In Two Hours," got it's name for a reason. If you want to spice up your web site to impress your visitors - this is your ticket.

P.P.S. At the moment, you can get "Learn To Use PHP In Two Hours" for the lowest price available. BUT... How long will the price remain at rock-bottom? I can't say. But I'm being pressured to raise my price for this incredible resource to at least $97. Act today and get your copy... and don't forget that...

P.P.P.S. You have nothing to fear when making a purchase. Every copy of "Learn To Use PHP In Two Hours" comes with a money-back satisfaction-guarantee. If at anytime within ninety days you decide that this just wasn't for you, let us know. We'll issue you a prompt refund.

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Maybe you're not 100% convinced yet that
you simply *must* read this book today?


Well, then... I'll just have to SHOW you why you need it!

Here's a preview of what you get. Follow the next link you see to read the first three chapters of this amazing book. You'll see for yourself how detailed, informative and down-to-earth this book really is. You'll see that it's easy to read and easy to understand.

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Chapter 1 gives you an overview of the book. It includes a reassuring note about the author, a clear statement of its purpose, a synopsis of what you'll learn and a guide to getting the most from the book.

Chapter 2 defines a handful of terms that will be used throughout the book. You'll see these terms over and over in the book. So by the time you've finished reading the book, these terms and concepts will naturally be fixed firmly in your mind. You'll be surprised at how simple it really is! Then I'll show you what PHP code looks like. Next I'll show you some of the cool features of PHP. That should give you some ideas about what you can do with it!

Chapter 3 is about getting free PHP scripts. There's a list of websites where you can get both free and paid scripts. Some of them have links to other sites for even more free scripts. I'll cover the types of compressed files you're likely to see and talk about the uncompressing programs used to unpack them.

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DON'T let a wimpy, lackluster Web site stand between you and the success you deserve! Unleash the power of PHP! Turn your site into marketing machine. You can do it. I know you can. Make it happen today!

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